I bet you're wondering what am I doing up so early. Truth is: I never went to bed.

Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?

Is there really anything better than a lazy Sunday? Reading the paper in bed, sipping coffee, scrambling an egg or two. Yeah, right. We Upper East Siders don't do lazy: Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne, a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends

… and enemies.